1) Said the following line in a dinner discussion: "I don't like romance movies. Let's talk about Bruce Lee or Viggo Mortensen films"
2) Didn't mind when I called you and said I was staying over someone's place because I was drunk
3) Read Lord of the Rings while simultaneously reading the Microsoft XP manual
4) Paid me when I used to do some of the graphics related stuff for her reports
5) Quit cold turkey with smoking, three years and counting
6) Use of the 'helpless old lady' card during rides in the MRT
7) Can fix the computer
8) Does not trust me with electronics, fire and chemicals
9) Blames me for being semi-current with current popular music
10) Admits to liking Eminem if it weren't for all the swearing
11) Did not push me to be an overachiever
12) Insisted I do at least 30 minutes of typing practice before I played games back in my pre-teen years
13) Played Prince of Persia Sands of Time and told me to finish her game
14) Played Sid Meir's: Civilization
15) Cooks kickass Lasagna
16) Is experimental with pasta sauces
17) Reminds me to enjoy all the food I eat today which may eventually be banned from me when I grow older
18) Told me I'd appreciate Dr. Strangelove and I did
19) Respects my privacy
20) Thinks Helen Mirren is sexy
21) Lets me listen to her Queen CDs
22) Dragged me to watch Inglorious Basterds and insisted that I pay for her
23) Introduced me to Italianni's
24) Introduced me to the first Amici in Don Bosco Makati
25) Downloaded and gave me copies of FHM during her research on photoshop and camera lighting
26) Gave me a Swiss Knife as a graduation present in Grade School
27) Insist that I hide my hair trimmer during the summer season as she will be tempted to use them
28) Discreetly told me to check and lock the door before going to bed because of my state of undress
29) Advised me to always have good underwear because you'll never know who'll see you in them
30) Advised me that you can never have too much underwear
31) Does not like nor watch soap operas
32) Told me that one of my dream girls is Daria Morgandorffer
33) Took a picture of me because I looked a bit like a drug dealer when wearing that brown business coat
34) Took an unflattering picture of me when I got back from China where I gained 20 lbs.
35) Does not drag me along to hear Mass anymore
36) Likes Pinky and the Brain
37) Tells me she used to cuss like a sailor in her childhood
38) Has some very interesting friends
39) Provides free finance consultation
40) Reads and helped collect Adventures of Tin-tin Comics
41) Gave me a copy of all the Dilbert strips
42) Likes Stephen Colbert
43) Appreciates Stephen Lynch but would like to hear him sing non-comedy songs
44) Likes Danny Elfman and Tim Burton
45) Reminds me to exercise regularly
46) Made my size 27 Levi's as one of her incentives for losing weight
47) Used to be able to change the 5 gallon water dispenser on her own when she used to workout
48) Got jealous of my younger cousin because he got LEGO Mindstorms and hinted that I buy her a set as well
49) Reads xkcd
50) Is more or less supportive of my decisions unless they are completely questionable
Happy 50th mom. Please don't disown me :p
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