Thursday, December 31, 2009

The 2009 Year End Recap

Ate nine slices of pizza for the Bigoli Pizza Challenge
Traveled to Iloilo
Solidified my love for vodka
Started this blog
Dug a hole for himself and someone else due to the Punta Fuego incident
Was not able to participate in the hotdog eating contest of 7-11
Traveled to six cities in China
Did overtime during my birthday (again)
Saw penguins :D

Used a gym
Started giving myself my own haircuts via the purchase of an electronic hair trimmer
Stopped my dry spell ;)

Achieved my target weight of 120 lbs and then some (128 lbs)
Lost 8 lbs and maintaining weight at 120 lbs
Read RJ and Sanderson's Gathering Storm within two days
Spent way too much for the book mentioned above
Finally completed reading all four Thomas Harris books with regard to Hannibal Lecter
Got diagnosed with Dry Eye Syndrome
Got new glasses
Bought a condo
Auditioned for someone's voice over project
Ate four plates of pasta at Joey Pepperoni's eat all you can pasta
Solidified friendship with my main crew. naks.
Got my voter's I.D.

Met someone I really like but I sometimes don't know how to deal with it

Monday, December 28, 2009

A new develoment

Poke it with a stick
Henceforth, you are known as Bob
At least you're benign
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Bob smiling. December 2009

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

50 things about the Mom

1) Said the following line in a dinner discussion: "I don't like romance movies. Let's talk about Bruce Lee or Viggo Mortensen films"
2) Didn't mind when I called you and said I was staying over someone's place because I was drunk
3) Read Lord of the Rings while simultaneously reading the Microsoft XP manual
4) Paid me when I used to do some of the graphics related stuff for her reports
5) Quit cold turkey with smoking, three years and counting
6) Use of the 'helpless old lady' card during rides in the MRT
7) Can fix the computer
8) Does not trust me with electronics, fire and chemicals
9) Blames me for being semi-current with current popular music
10) Admits to liking Eminem if it weren't for all the swearing
11) Did not push me to be an overachiever
12) Insisted I do at least 30 minutes of typing practice before I played games back in my pre-teen years
13) Played Prince of Persia Sands of Time and told me to finish her game
14) Played Sid Meir's: Civilization
15) Cooks kickass Lasagna
16) Is experimental with pasta sauces
17) Reminds me to enjoy all the food I eat today which may eventually be banned from me when I grow older
18) Told me I'd appreciate Dr. Strangelove and I did
19) Respects my privacy
20) Thinks Helen Mirren is sexy
21) Lets me listen to her Queen CDs
22) Dragged me to watch Inglorious Basterds and insisted that I pay for her
23) Introduced me to Italianni's
24) Introduced me to the first Amici in Don Bosco Makati
25) Downloaded and gave me copies of FHM during her research on photoshop and camera lighting
26) Gave me a Swiss Knife as a graduation present in Grade School
27) Insist that I hide my hair trimmer during the summer season as she will be tempted to use them
28) Discreetly told me to check and lock the door before going to bed because of my state of undress
29) Advised me to always have good underwear because you'll never know who'll see you in them
30) Advised me that you can never have too much underwear
31) Does not like nor watch soap operas
32) Told me that one of my dream girls is Daria Morgandorffer
33) Took a picture of me because I looked a bit like a drug dealer when wearing that brown business coat
34) Took an unflattering picture of me when I got back from China where I gained 20 lbs.
35) Does not drag me along to hear Mass anymore
36) Likes Pinky and the Brain
37) Tells me she used to cuss like a sailor in her childhood
38) Has some very interesting friends
39) Provides free finance consultation
40) Reads and helped collect Adventures of Tin-tin Comics
41) Gave me a copy of all the Dilbert strips
42) Likes Stephen Colbert
43) Appreciates Stephen Lynch but would like to hear him sing non-comedy songs
44) Likes Danny Elfman and Tim Burton
45) Reminds me to exercise regularly
46) Made my size 27 Levi's as one of her incentives for losing weight
47) Used to be able to change the 5 gallon water dispenser on her own when she used to workout
48) Got jealous of my younger cousin because he got LEGO Mindstorms and hinted that I buy her a set as well
49) Reads xkcd
50) Is more or less supportive of my decisions unless they are completely questionable

Happy 50th mom. Please don't disown me :p

Monday, December 21, 2009

Against the grain

I'd kiss you hello, I'd kiss you goodbye
I'd think our lips would never run dry
But the mobs bring their pitchforks
And the pulpits throw brimstone
The sheep are all begging for us to atone

These waves that would crush us, this air that would suffocate
Are but mere distractions to be left at our wake

So come take the plunge, enjoy our show
The pyres will be burning until there is no more

Monday, December 14, 2009

A moment

An instant not gone
Collapse of a hundred stars
Frozen in your mind

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Sight

Hazy, muddy, dim
Life is sharper with it on
Thankful for the work

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Party

Stupor, much too bright
Song and games, part of the night
Had enough shots, yes?

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Converse

Words are our weapons
Lines rattle through the turrets
Battlefield, chaos

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Standard Policies

Security check
O yea of little faith, yep
no pic no reply

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Daily Grind Series: A break

The LCD shows four
But you replied to my text
Can't wait for weekend

Monday, December 7, 2009

Nearby stores

A construction site
Laziness, to open soon
It comes with free flab
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I'm planning on doing a Haiku a day. I wonder how long I can sustain it.

An Invite

I'd ask for a smile
And dinner at around 8
Seclusion to know